College Grad Selling Diploma On eBay “BRAND NEW-Never Been Used To Get A Job!”

Posted: August 28, 2015 in Our Effed Up Academics
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NOW-Get The Entire College Experience-The Thrills, The Chills, The Spills-But NO Job As Promised By The Shills!

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August 28, 2015 by John Vibes 

Everyone was told the same massive lie when they were in government schools, the myth that if they got good grades and went to college, that their life would be amazing, and that they would have great jobs. 

Most of us have since learned that this lie is very different from reality, where a college diploma does not guarantee a job at all.

One Florida State University graduate is so frustrated with the situation that she has decided to sell her diploma on eBay. 

FSU graduate Stephanie Ritter recently put her diploma up for sale on eBay for $50,000 and said that she is still $40,000 in debt and has not been able to use the diploma to get a decent job. 

Oddly enough, Ritter also offers to give the purchaser of the diploma a glimpse into the college lifestyle, which consisted of mostly social situations that would be entirely possible without going to college.

The listing [http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/201414081140?afsrc=1&rmvSB=true] reads:

SELLING: Authentic Florida State University EXPERIENCE (with paper proof of DIPLOMA). BRAND NEW.

Never been used to get a job before!

FULL FLORIDA STATE EXPERIENCE, which led to Cum Laude Bachelor of Arts Degree in Theatre from FSU**

**IF YOU PURCHASE WITH ‘BUY IT NOW’ OPTION, YOU GET THE FULL FLORIDA STATE EXPERIENCE**

and, at Timothy Simons request, now featuring ~*free shipping*~

FULL FLORIDA STATE EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:

A TOUR of Florida State University including everywhere you would have gone/eaten/partied in your four years at FSU. 

(Possibly includes but not limited to: Suwanee Hall and a possible Ms. Killings sighting, Jimmy Johns, Mr. Roboto, dinner at Cool Beanz, burgers & beers at Monks, drinks at Poor Pauls)

Access to all of my college memories/Facebook albums for 6 months! 

(access to any memories by phone or text between 10-7 Sunday-Thursday so you can give someone the most authentic specific memories straight from my brain to their ears)

A show (on me) at the FSU School of Theatre (on opening night if time permits!)

I will rent a car and show you the best view of the capitol building (where it looks most like a penis)

A walking tour of the theatre where I performed How I Learned to Drive.

A driving tour of the spots I got speeding tickets in between classes!

A very quick drive by my former drug dealer/yoga teachers house so as not to arouse suspicion.

**A TOUR OF ALL OF MY FAVORITE PUBLIXES INCLUDING SWEET TEA AT EACH LOCATION!!**

A walking tour of all the trash cans my ex silently projectile vomited in on our way to big events.<3

IF timing permits, AN AUTHENTIC FSU HOME FOOTBALL OR BASEBALL GAME!

Ritter is currently employed as a personal assistant in Los Angeles, but this is obviously a job that she could have gotten without wasting years in college and tens of thousands of dollars. 

If college actually did have a purpose at some time, that time is long gone, and people can now educate themselves on the internet without the propaganda, and can teach themselves the skills that they need to enter the workplace.

Diploma’s are not even very impressive to employers nowadays because many have found that a formal education does not always guarantee a good worker and a critical thinker. 

People who have a good attitude and an ability to think on their own are now in a much higher demand than people who have been able to sit through college classes and follow the orders of their teachers.

Read More:

http://www.trueactivist.com/college-grad-selling-diploma-on-ebay-brand-new-never-been-used-to-get-a-job/?

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